Inside the Huddle reporters have been issued an official response from the front office of the Mt. Morris Mayhem in response to recent court rulings regarding the Colt45s.
Gridiron States District Court IINorthern District of West Virginia"through these halls echo the voice of justice" | ||
| To: Jennifer Tenney Owner, Mt. Morris Mayhem | Subpeona to testify before grand jury | |
| Re: Caterina's Coaches Fantasy Football League (Plantiff) vs. Indpls. Colt45s (Defendant) Case No. FF0001CCPS | Subpeona for: _X_ person ___ document(s) and/or object(s) | |
| YOU ARE COMMANDED to appear and testify before the Grand Jury of the Gridiron States District Court at the place, date, and time specified below. | ||
| Place: | Courtroom: | |
| Fantasy Football District Court II | Grand Jury Room | |
| 959 Hartman Run Road | Date and Time: | |
| Morgantown, WV 26505 | October 32, 2008 1:00 pm | |
| YOU ARE ALSO COMMANDED to bring with you the following document(s) or object(s); | ||
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| ___ Please see additional information on reverse | ||
| This subpeona shall remain in effect until you are granted leave to depart by the court or by an officer acting on behalf of the court. | ||
| Clerk: | Date: | |
| I. Reg Ister, Clerk of the Court | October 23,2008 | |
| This subpeona issued on application of the Gridiron States of America | Name, Address and Phone number of Assistant G.S. Attorney | |
| Will Su, Acting Gridiron States Attorney | N. O'Centnot, Assistant Gridiron States Attorney G.S. Attorney's Office 50 Yardline Stadium, QB 76321 | |
Due to a typing error by the court secretary, it was impossible for the Mayhem's team owner to show up in court on a day that does not exist! Owner J. Tenney told reporters "I think the Colt45s are paying off insiders to have the charges thrown out. I suggest that the courts also look into potential jury tampering."
Ms. Tenney has filed paperwork with the courts asking for an official review of the relationship between the court reporter (who, after some heavy digging by private investigator I. Spy, appears to be the long-lost daughter of the Colt45s GM) and the Colt45s organization.
Inside the Huddle will continue to report on these events as the day unfolds.
1 comment:
The court secretary had to pass an intensive typing exam in which no typographical errors were allowed before getting the job. It is my guess that the date of the subpeona is not a typographical error, but an attempt by the league to sweep this scandal under the rug without notice. It's a sham investigation and The Mt. Morris Mayhem have done right to bring this to light for everyone to see.
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